Hope

AP still reports in detail what women celebrities wear to celebrity events. With men, it tends not to. In some cases, that can make for odd reporting:

Hundreds of fans cheered from behind barricades as Madonna, wearing a black dress, high heels and sunglasses, stepped out of a black sport utility vehicle that pulled up in front of the State Theatre. She hugged a waiting Moore, who sported an orange baseball cap, and posed for photos with him.

One hopes he was wearing more than that. If not, they ought to have told us where he had the hat.